You may have heard that tomorrow is Valentine’s Day which can only mean one thing: time for the annual reading of “How to Say I Love You” (from The Morning News) by Paul Ford (ie. one of the greatest Valentine’s pieces ever).
Other Ways to Say It
(42) Inappropriately, to a coworker who is already sleeping with another coworker. (43) With a heart filled with lies. (44) With a she puppet and a you puppet. (45) As she leaves for Spain with your much better-looking brother. (46) At Thanksgiving, to her twin sister, by accident. (47) In glow-in-the-dark-paint on the bedroom ceiling. (48) Directed toward the heavy, sealed barrel in the basement where you’ve hidden the secrets. (49) While pounding on the motel-room door. (50) Branded onto her favorite pig.
(Fair warning: Some adult content involved.)
-Nell
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Nuff Said
Gah. Sometimes it’s hard to get up in the morning. It’s Monday. Good morning.
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How many under-80 Cardinals do we have now?
I’m still on a post-U.S. election low and need my fix.
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